June 2012
when you actually do your homework but leave it at home
May 2012
That moment when you see a random hottie and you...
Best reaction ever
benigoat:
Walmart: Let’s buy 30 cash registers and only keep two open
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
patkirch:
imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
2 tags
i put all this shit to the last minute
i started my work on something…it took me 30 minutes. I put this off for 7 hours and now i’m finally sleeping wtf
WatchJESUS CHRIST MAPLESTORY HAHAHAHAHA
3 tags
….i have sat and thought about life for 3 hours now
mcsingle:
wvnderbar:
when people let me borrow money from them and expect me to pay it back
you are the worst type of person
Watching the Avengers
Captain America: Take away that suit of armor, and what are you?
Some guy in the theater: SHERLOCK HOLMES
essaytyper:
don’t compliment my blog
compliment me
